Gravels haha

Apaan sih posting ini?

Ceritanya, di kelasku lagi pelajaran bahasa Inggris.
Kita tuh lagi belajar tentang procedure text gitu... Lalu kita disuruh baca 2 contoh procedure text yang ada di buku cetak.
Nih, aku terakan text-nya (haha)
What Should You Do to Stop Nose Bleeding?
1. First, loosen the clothing around your neck.
2. Put a cotton pad in the bleeding nostril.
3. Then sit down with your head leaning forward.
4. Squeeze your nose until it stops bleeding.
5. If your nose continues to bleed, call a doctor.
Let’s Make Your Own Aquarium Ecosystem
• Then, spread the gravels over base of the tank.
• Now, add a jug full of pond water.
• First of all, put the gravel in a net and pour a jug
full of water on it.
• Next, add some water plants from an aquarium
centre.
• Finally, add a few water animals you have
collected from local ponds.
• After that, fill in the tank about half way and pour
the water gently from a jug.
• There is your own aquarium ecosystem! Place the
tank in bright light, but not in direct sunlight.
Taken from English in Focus Grade IX Junior High School
Terus, setelah dibaca kita akan diberi pertanyaan sama guru tentang teks tersebut.
Hmm.. My friend, and the leader of 9a class's turned..
Teacher : Eka, what's the equipment U should have if your friend get it (nose bleeding)?
Eka : Hmm...
(eka lirik kanan kiri kebingungan)
Eka : Gravel....

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK !!!!
Satu kelas ketawa. Iyalah....masa mau nyumbat pendarahan pakai kerikil sih?
Yang benar saja? Eka memang udah saiko semenjak kepilih jadi ketua kelas.
Eka : Eh, salah mam! (nyengir)
Teacher : So, what the equipment?
Eka dibisikin sama sebelahnya Rizki
Rizki : Eka, cotton pad!
Eka : Oh, ini mam! Kotom pad!
GUBRAKS!!!!!!!!!!
WAKAKAK!
Kita ketawa ampe kaya orang ayan...
Perutku sampe sakit banget.
Uh si eka... Sekarang dia lemot banget sih.